classic cage-

I don’t really give a —- bout tryin’ to top that, top that

hahahha omg this is the best. YOU THREW UP IN A BOWL OF POOP.

HIS LIZARD EYES.

My shoes are Rocket Dogs, my dress is Delia's, my hair is crimped to all hell, all I need are some CHARMSIES and someone to put on "Hella Good" by No Doubt and I am READY TO BE THE HOTTEST GIRL AT THIS 8TH GRADE DANCE.

Well I know what I'm doing with my Friday night! Thank you for your public service!!! I may substitute bubble bath for shower, but we shall see where the drugz take me. And I'm going to order takeout. THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST NIGHT EEEVVVERRR

omg yes! I am the "CHAMPION"!

omg I hope I get a trophy and I hope it's shaped like a modest sized penis

omg luv you forever

what is a whore score? why is a whore score?

I agree that of course everyone's main concern is for themselves, my point is just that in this particular type of situation (man relentlessly pursuing a woman despite her protests) there seems to be a total lack of awareness that this person is someone with equal agency and personhood. To continue with the dazzling…

yesss. We shouldn't treat women and girls like objects that can be won with persistence. It's a garbage precedent to set. Women aren't the supporting characters in your story, they're the stars of their own. ya dig?

hahahaha that is the worst or maybe best (but probably worst) thing I've ever heard

I wanna text you so many eggplants right now

Finally, some justice for the friends and family of Mr. Buttons. Gone, but not forgotten. Thank you. But how many ginger-people must die before I'm out of the greys?!

When I was in 2nd grade, my class made gingerbread cookies. The teachers orchestrated an elaborate ruse where they pretended the gingerbread cookies ran away. They left flour trails around the school, and wrote messages from the gingerbread cookies with chalk. Messages like "Run run as fast as you can, can't catch…

I AM SORRY BUT TAGALONGS ARE THE BEST THAT IS SCIENCE THAT IS TRUTH THAT IS JUSTICE

Hey guys! I mostly lurk and star but tonight I would love some advice re: cleaning and unpacking. My bf has work tonight (as he is a server) and part of my Valentines gift to him is surprising him with a clean, fully-unpacked apartment when he returns. Unpacking required as we moved semi-recently. We were super…

I HAS KITTY PICS 4 U. hope they make you smile! My calico derping her face off and my fluffy guy bein' precious

When I was in high school my friends would pay me to eat weird stuff. One was a combination of omelette, maple syrup, Tabasco sauce, strawberry syrup,ketchup, cream, salt, pepper, splenda, Worcesters sauce, a booger, etc. Basically everything they have at an IHOP plus a booger. For $5. ~*~SoPhIsTiCaTiOn~*~