I’m pretty sure she is the only one with a degree, UCLA I think. Also, isn’t she involved in all of the stores? Or is that not something they do anymore?

She's going to be 40!? Damn, money can seriously preserve youth, can't it??

YAS!!!! I love goats so freaking much! Not exactly THE Goats of Anarchy, but still anarchy goats!!

Best news I’ve heard all day. Happy Friday, y’all

You sound like a guy who hates #metoo because it makes you question if you’re a predator. You don’t want to hold your own behavior accountable, so you default to “women need to be nicer to men!”

I’ve always wondered how folks with the really long nails can get contacts in and out of their eyes. And wipe without drawing blood. That’s commitment, and I am impressed.

“14. A can of San Pellegrino that is really going through some things right now but is used to being the “strong friend” so no one checks on it.”

The kid always looks pale, lifeless, and grey. I seriously wonder if anyone in that family shows that kid any warmth or love. You know the Tangerine Tyrant doesn’t, but does his mother? Any of the step-siblings. Hell, you’d think Tiffany and him would bond over being the disappointment children. I’m guessing the…

Didn’t all the other local restaurants refuse to deliver to that base after this happened? I love solidarity

Okay but that ram is making me really sad, he’s got to be in pain being help up by his horn :(

Sweet lawd it sounds like I’m missing some good trash TV. I always liked Carole, she seemed so “normal” compared to the other women, but I kind of want to see Evil Carole lol!

HIPAA applies only to medical personnel treating them. So paramedic, EMT. However if a noseyass cop sees what’s up and someone from TMZ offers them a nice check there is nothing illegal about that cop sharing that info. I used to work for a fire department and we had a scare when some patient info turned up in a…

Gov’t job = gov’t pension, do it Maurice. I’m glad he told Home Depot where to stuff it. 

It really is everything awful about that decade all wrapped up into one. She’s so pretentious now, with her wanna-be Goop, that I hope this haunts her every time Jezebel uses it lol!

If anybody is looking for an awesome reef-safe sunscreen, there is a brand based out of San Diego called Pacific Beach Organics. I’ve been using it for three years now and HIGHLY recommend it. It’s zinc based, so it works amazing, and it doesn’t kill coral reefs or other marine life. I go to a nudie beach and this is…

Doesn’t help that Democrat leaders say the same "we need to be civil and take the high road” bullshit. Anyone who's ever been bullied knows the bully won't stop because you decide to ignore what they're doing or "be the bigger person." Only way to make them stop is to punch them in the face 

This is America, if you wait then you'll miss your chance, by next week there will be another shooting.

Ddelicate male is delicate. Cry somewhere else. Fuck your guns. Material things are not more important than human lives, you piece of shit.

Geezus, she actually said that!? She's such a haggard old towel of a cunt.

For death by sun blasting to become scientific fact we need to try the experiment multiple times and get the same result. I'm willing the sacrifice the entire drumpf administration for this noble cause.