Proud card carrying member!

This one doesn’t work, we already know they’re all criminals

Or we can throw them all into a volcano! Maybe that one in Hawaii, the gods seem to be asking for a sacrifice, I’m willing to give them the entire administration

He might as well say “the females,” when it’s from him it’s all just as slimy and gross

I’ve got some wicked dandruff I’d be more than happy to donate.

I’m so disgusted at the thought on ONE child, let alone 14. I’d be getting an abortion so fucking fast if I ever got pregnant. I’d dance and sing my way past every jesus asshole picketing that planned parenthood shouting “I LOVE ABORTIONS!! FUCK YOUR CROTCH GOBLINS!!!” Religion is bullshit yall. How they brainwashed…

“Doctors who suggest their patients lose weight are called fatphobic.”

Bump

There’s a church in San Diego right along the route for our Pride parade that gets suuuuuuper into the festivities. They’ve always set up a table out front and offered water and snacks, but it’s been growing over the years. They now have a full on party; cookout, DJ, the works. I forget what denomination they are, but…

What the fuck!?

Uugh, why did I have to read that comment right before lunch. There goes my appetite

I think my pissed off ghost would be okay with that, so long as I can be an angry ghost and fuck some shit up

#CalExit

This gif is the BEST! It brings me so much joy lol

And they’ll probably find some way to bill the grandmother for him getting urine on the car or some shit, just to rub salt in that wound, because cops

I’m gonna haunt the shit out of the White House if this asshole gets us killed. Fuck this dumbass cheeto

Morning Star is the shit, their buffalo nuggets are LEGIT. But they’re not vegan, their stuff all has egg whites (holds it all together), I fucking miss their stuff

I didn’t say anything about dating. And even if I was looking for that I definitely would not be looking to date a man in his 20's

Did you seriously just #notallmen me? You sound personally attacked, bro. Are you a man in your 20's who can’t please a woman?

That’s depressing. She needs to throw the man away and start over