Why is there an assumption I haven’t?

Coconut oil is the hill I will die on lol. Hair frizzed the fuck out? Coconut oil! Lotion without all the weird shit you can’t pronounce? Coconut oil! Tanning oil that will keep your skin hydrated? Coconut oil! Vegan alternative to butter for baking or frying? Coconut oil! Very pleasurable anal sex? Coconut oil! It’s…

Anal is THE BEST when with the right partner. And lots of coconut oil, never underestimate the power of coconut oil.

Men in their 20s have no clue how to actually pleasure a woman, they’re all about just getting their dick wet and don’t give a shit about how to actually pleasure a woman. They fuck like they see in bad porn, just jackhammer away for a few minutes, bad cum face, then ask “was it good for you?” No, you useless cock, it…

Poll workers are paid, they’re hired by the county registrar.

I got mine, didn’t mail it back in time so I found the closest polling station and walk it over on my lunch break. It was at a senior center/retirement home and the nice little old ladies who lived there made muffins and lemonade and gave them out to all the people voting. I got the impression they didn’t get a lot of…

No, not opposition because they were friends at the end of the first. Maybe campaign manager, just because she dumped Warner doesn’t mean she would lose all her straight laced personality. I can see her being very detail focused and having a schedule down to the minute. While Elle is trying to pet all the dogs and…

Wait, there’s another Smith kid?

Okay, but did you use old school math or new Common Core math?

Why do his tweets sound like the journal entries of a 12-year-old? “I told Jeff he could be in my club but he has to keep a secret. But he betrayed me! He decided to make himself look good and made me look like a jerk! I never would have let him in the club if I knew he would say those things. Now they’re all after…

*Clicks LA Times link* Ohhhhhh, Vista, yeah it all makes sense. Inland North County (is hella racist, hell, the KKK grand wizard lives in effing Fallbrook. It’s right next to Oceanside, which is where Camp Pendelton is, and as we all know where there is military there are racist pig fucking middle america mediocre…

You know taco day would be out. It will all be contracted out to fast food joints

Uugh, his face is so fucking heinous

Didn’t the locals try and do that after they won?

She pulls away so quickly as soon as his hands move down, it’s so creepy to watch, even if she is a feckless cunt

I miss Larry Wilmore’s show so fucking much

And Selma Blair, she needs to come back too. I loved her character in the first movie

My life motto

Uugh, can his Scientologist-couch-jumping-ass just like crash and go the fuck away

Male entitlement is why I am a crazy vegan cat lady. Keep a few menfolk in the contact list for, ahem, adult purposes, but other than that, I just cannot with their fucking whining about EVERYTHING!! They’re so oppressed, y’all, WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MALES!!!