why are we talking about the nissan, when there is a perfectly interesting neon yellow saleen s7 twin turbo in the background?

Where’s the 240SX? Is that the out of focus object blocking the front of the S7?

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.

3.19 in the bay area...oh that’s just normal price...

Two WYTSs in one day? Thanks for fucking with my work productivity!

Who am I kidding? I’d probably just masturbate more to anonymous NFL execs Kaep hate.

Cool stuff... I’ll get right to writing 2,358 (not a fake number) “thank you” notes just to LinkedIn rejections and God knows how many to people willing to give me contradictory unsolicited advice on my resume instead of a job.

The environmental warrior crowd. Smug asshats.

Oh, really? I suppose the “adult” thing to do is just sit there and take it when someone gets physical with you? Yup, “adults” don’t defend themselves ever. Checks out.

I’ll probably get roasted for saying this but I agree with him.

The guy they claim to have arrested (who was in an entirely different state) loses his job thanks to these keystone cops’s incompetence, but their jobs are as safe as ever.

Now all we need is to find a way to keep all the food particles, sticky residue and boogers off the controllers.

Thanks for reminding me that this video existed. ;)

And it’s grounded to the ground.

That’s not that bad compared to this archived footage of him last year:

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.

Is there ever a time when riding passenger isn’t terrifying? Or do I just have control issues...

GIVE ME WW1-2 ALREADY!!!