crazyone0413
crazyone0413
crazyone0413

Prepare your anuses for the most bestest footegghandball team... in the world.

I have ALWAYS wondered why vegans tried so hard to replicate non-vegan foods. My vegans “friends” would always proudly tell me “try this vegan bacons, it’s sooooo yummy, it’s just like real bacon/hamburger/chicken” — uhh, why are you trying so hard to replicate the things you are trying to dissuade people from eating?

As one of the vehicle modelers on MC:LA, thanks :)

I think rockstar is being sneaky and making one behind the scenes, but that’s just my inner-gaming conspiracy theory.

You know what I miss? Midnight Club

Unfortunately, the victim is a Vikings fan and will never have the opportunity to make a full recovery.

I’m guessing the microphone resting on his middle forehead somehow implanted a new device in his brain that makes him finally realize he’s got a micropenis. Then that implant transferred intelligence from the NSA that told him Miley Cyrus has a 4 inch clit. And his hopes of boning a boney, hoarse, anorexic looking

On my wish list is for someone to do a photo reconstruction of this - just move Tony’s car along the line he took a foot at a time, make a pano that accounts for where his eyes and head could cover and see whether his view was completely blocked and put them into a movie. I think there are a lot of videos, but the

Claiming Floyd is the greatest is like naming Australia the mightiest military country on earth because it has never lost a war.

in all honesty,why not have the Jalopnik community as a whole attempt to purchase this. If video game kick starter programs can receive a few million dollars, I don't see why we could not collectively come together, own and produce said vehicles, and those who have supplied moneyget a stake in the company.

You should go use Canada’s superior healthcare system to cure that butthurt.

I don’t know, do you want another Armageddon again?

I was waiting for a response of “I’m off work at 4 and then I’ll come by” or something along those lines.

My personal favorite is the “What time are you coming in on Monday?” way he ends it.

Or maybe a Ford F-150 or Chevy Silverado. Owning a big, tough, cushy, gas-guzzling pickup truck is about as American as it gets.