As a heteronormative cis-gendered male, I kinda want to fuck the Rock too.

Everyone knew, and it was something they joked about for years.

Maaaaaybe there’s some truth to the “I wasn’t with a hooker today” jokes in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

It’s going to take the NFL dying before the US is competitive in men’s soccer. Right now, our best athletes don’t play soccer, they play gridiron football. For the past 20 years, from the time a boy shows any athletic prowess, they are steered towards football.

I hate this shit.

I’m sorry. You don’t have to insult me. I didn’t insult you. Do you work at ESPN? You’re super defensive over this.

Counterpoint. Bill Simmons criticized Goodell, was suspended, came back and then dared his bosses to come after him when he was doing a bit, after which he was suspended again. Then they chose not to renew his contract.

According to the Citizens United ruling, its legal and free speech protected by the Constitution.

Buying political ads isn’t a crime.

It’s disconcerting.

There’s also a bigger discussion to be had about Google, Facebook, Twitter, and other social media platforms prioritizing the algorithmic delivery of personalized content over facts and journalism.

I hate this shit.

I hate this shit.

There are plenty of evangelicals that believed Trump was just the vessel to get Pence to the White House all along. This was during the election.

I hate this shit.

This was better than last week.

I’ve mentioned before how my mom has to tell me any time she hears the theme from Greatest American Hero.

I hate this shit.

Jason Chaffetz couldn’t look his wife or daughter in the eyes and endorse this kind of monster for president.

I had a lot of fun with this meme over the summer, mainly using screen caps of Red Dawn and Rocky IV because they’re apt.