Toyota no longer makes the Celica, which I consider to be a shame. They've already got Subaru's DI engine. Why not drop it into a new Celica GT-Four chassis and compete with the STI themselves?

Porsche 944

Obviously not...

This sounds like freedom.

based on his mindset...

You mean flamethrowers...

Who in their right mind would buy a 4-door Mustang? Who wants performance, a V8, ample seating, good looks and loads of fun? Who would want that?

A fate worse than death.

Goodbye, last of the V8 Interceptors...

Why did they have to go and ruin a perfectly good 60s Continental? It's a good thing that most of this nation's rednecks are kept in Dixie where they belong.

"Drive this, die a virgin"

Pffft This beats it by a MILE!

I missed this yesterday but this should be number 1: http://www.machineryzone.com/used/used-truc…

Really, any big station wagon would fit the bill like a Volvo 240 or something like a Buick Roadmaster, but why not have the baddest station wagon money can buy? 577 hp twin turbo V8 in the front and room to sleep in the back with the seats folded? Sign me up.

No Saab with a Toppola?

You really should have used a picture of Hemisphere Dancer. Fins Up-

Somewhere the Top Gear presenters are very cross with you.

3.) Azzam

We all know that Darth Vader drives an Ariel Atom:

I don't personally collect toy cars anymore, but I still have most of my childhood ones in a box. I don't see the problem with adults buying them. Live and let live, yo.