So you’re saying he’s not a fan of the Andouille?

Nautious made me nauseated. 

My brain started to hurt. Not from the content but the shitty long form text. I wish I had a smooth brain so I could read it with ease. 

Bad dad joke. 

So you're more into Intergluteal Cleft covers?

Yeah, but how long did your boner last?

This comment is Brazilian Rain Forest.

100% Lit.

Yeah, FIFA’s only problem is racist fans.

Come to rugby.

You know that Ray Lewis can’t handle knives anymore.

But what about BJ Penn?

How does one get in to the CTE federation?

Fuck you.  Now I have some shitty song of his stuck in my head.

He’s got Maori tattoo on his left arm.  Might be 1/16th kiwi.

Holy FUCK does that look tiktok.  Who puts a scrumcap on a football helmet?

Good thing he has rugby hands

“Oh, that’s HOT” - Sexy Rexy

Speaking of credit, the City of Miami gave a lot of that to build a shitty ballpark.

Nah.  Have them do 5 minute penalties.  Hilarity ensues.