Rich people don’t leave money in a bank.  That’s what the poors do.

Such pity here for Lord Fauntleroy.  

Gotta lay off dem crayons

#abolishsleevery

Don’t penalize intent.  Penalize the action.

Do you miss the IROC?  Italian Retard Out Cruising?

I live in a military heavy area so prices on vehicles always are inflated.  I usually find a vehicle online and fly SouthWest to go pick it up and drive it home.

I can see his shitty golf belt over here.

GEOCITIES

He looks like a Psycho Herb now.

God Damn. I remember that Sports Center highlight on Monday morning and spitting out my freeze dried MRE coffee.

The irony of having to carry the Enterprise flag and you’re a bike cop.

Imagine being that cop that had to carry that shit.

Milk, Milk, Lemonade.

I cut my own bagels.  I’m going to need that bread knife.

I cut my own bagels.  I’m going to need that bread knife.

Hello, Jared from Subway.

They already are.  They’re seamen.

I gored your mother last night, Trebek.

Replace every Bruins fans with Boston sports fans and all of your comments in this thread are still correct.

Is his leg made out of Clay?