Don’t want to backseat EMT here (and my license expired years ago), but the last thing you want to do is bring the person CLOSER to freeway traffic. I understand the desire to want to get a completely hard, flat surface on the pavement, but the risk of an out of control driver slamming into the 7+ people helping out…

Calling out the 12th man as one of the lamer moves in professional sports would be dickish? That would redeem Sherman in many of his haters’s eyes.

Who do the ND players think they are, right? PLAYING UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME?

I’m also surprised a state-funded school can kick someone out on the content of their speech, given that bird flipping is an expression of free speech.

Hey Lee, don’t you have a university to run?

Yes, junkies desperate enough to rob a house at 8:30 in the morning follow the same sleep schedule 9-5 desk jockeys do.

Goddamnit how did my uncle make it onto Deadspin. Stay on Facebook old man!

Saw one of these a few weeks ago and realized I’d completely forgot about them.

I don’t think it’s the bigoted views or the assholery that is keeping him out.

Cope claims that he did not know what was in the envelope, despite having to pass through French and British customs.

VW cheated on their emissions tests and fucked over buyers by selling them a product they knew was fraudulent, but there are debates about ethics when said defrauded buyer brings back the car stripped out?

“Hey, you wanna stop spreading obvious lies that are actually putting innocent people’s lives in danger at that pizza place?” = Being a tyrannical asshole?

Liberals shouldn’t use the Electoral College to try to undermine Trump’s win because that would be undemocratic. They should use the courts, whose judges are appointed not by the people, but by sitting politicians, because that’s somehow more democratic?

I went to an institution of post-secondary education universally considered to be elite. You cannot imagine how dumb some of the attendees were.

Can I at least have my money back?

Is this sports?

Richard Fromage’s name is literally Dick Cheese.

Rumors of him being gay have been pretty loud. This could easily be one of the reasons he cut his family off.

Hey, Republicans buy shoes, too.