Four games for probably deflating footballs with no definitive evidence.

Is it really an apology if someone doesn’t say sorry?

Only BMarsh can disrespect his partner, preferably via assault per his worldview.

Love the headset swipe. I suppose the Pats were behind the Bills’s headset problems in London earlier this year.

This doesn’t even mention the fact that the refs fucked the Bills out of a final play, as Watkins was not down and was able to get out of bounds.

Quite the upgrade from the jalopy.

It’s just hotel jail. Leave during the day, sleep there at night. If he had a more expensive lawyer maybe he could have just gotten even richer person weekend jail.

There’s no sports team in America that doesn’t put dollars before what is right, so you’d be SOL if that’s your barometer.

I could see this being an argument if they were in New York, but not at home.

Did they let you in when you rang it? Or did they run to the back saying “something didn’t reel right” and call the police?

“I’m a libertarian and my greatest influences are Reagan and Thatcher.”

Right? Doing what he wants, not GAF, and making millions off of it. What a LOSER!

That’s a super cop who can just look at a person and know how much they had and whether they are under the legal ABC limit for driving. Get that man a raise!

Shouldn’t have Pittsburgh’s coaches caught this, too given how it disadvantaged them?

Unions are not bound to defend asshole members if they feel said defense would not benefit the union and greater membership.

Not defending #10 here, but he does get a pretty nasty block in the back after the play, which seemed to have pissed him off.

Don’t tell him. It’s funnier when people cluelessly get their panties in a bunch over these.

Commenting at length on Deadspin about how other outlets will be hung up on this while at the same time verbosely explaining why you think the Pats are guilty seems like a funny way of moving on.

I simply don’t get Christian love for Israel being so damn strong.