Not to defend these Massholes, but the fact that Brandon Spikes likened himself to a slave while getting paid $600K+ to play football is a bit ridiculous, no?

Spot on for Boston bros, but don't forget the white Ralph Lauren hat with the leather strap in the back (worn only with flow).

So I guess we're just going to ignore the fact that he JUST tried raw oysters? How can you be rich for that long and not be downing raw oysters?

If they're so god damned patriotic, why can't they properly hang a US flag?

I get the entire argument and it makes a lot of sense. Two things that I will always define as clickbait no matter how many well-thought out pieces are written on it: