He earned his stripes at the Battle of the Golden Corral Sea.

I don’t think people find Cracker Barrel racist at this point. Go or don’t go, but the decision should be about whether or not your coworkers will think you’re dorky for taking them to a place with a kitschy gift shop and checker tables next to large fireplaces.

PS: Get the chicken and dumplings, or just a breakfast…

Cliffhanger is #1. No doubt about it. The combination of nerve wracking tension and goofy yodeling music can’t be beat.

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

The purest “why not both?” scenario while drinking: Korean BBQ or Korean fried chicken.  

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

Parity sucks. The 80s and 90s were full of great teams and then the greedy owners sold fans on the mythical “small market”. (There is no such thing as a small market team.) They got the fans to angrily hate teams that payed players what they were worth, by lying about what they could afford to spend in order to…

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

The miracle on ICE

This is what happens to D.C. when you put a Russian in charge of it.

This is fucking horrible.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

It’s the internet, so potentially underage girls are probably middle aged men.

Get McNutty on it ASAP!

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

I’m a woman aged 36....I had two beers on Sunday, did not get a buzz. The next day I was nauseous all day, went into a two day panic and took a pregnancy test this morning. Its just now occurring to me that I might have had a hangover off of those two beers.

“What a load of garbage. Fighting is an integral part of the game to protect your star players from taking cheap hits, like when we played the Red Wings during Gordie Howe’s rookie year and he leveled Maurice Richard with a cross check from behind. So Dick Irvin looks at me on the bench and gives me the nod to take…