YES!

Disneyland or Disneyworld? I have been to both, and Orlando is about 1000 times better for everything, including the non-park stuff.

Things got really tense when both vehicles wound up in line at a nearby Checkers.

But that would stop this from happening, and this is a good thing that we want happening.

Why are there so many NY Rangers there, and why are they in orange jersies?

Colon: Damn, I’m so hungry I could eat a..

The Islanders, and more specifically Charles Wang, did everything that they could to try and keep the team right where it was. This included paying $20 million a year out of his own pocket to keep the team afloat, revitalizing and renovating the arena and surrounding area at minimal cost to taxpayers, and even went as…

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

With your ex, strive for civility, equanimity, and decency; with the children, practice patience, be present, and be willing to listen at any time of the day or night.

It's not your fault.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Patrick Kane is pretty hard to deal with one on one

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

I mean, the Giants are pretty mediocre this year with flashes of dominance, really have no chance of competing with other NFC playoff teams, and a juggernaut Patriots team resides on the other side of the league, so if history is any indication, the super bowl is already in the bag for them.

This is some real, honest-to-goodness community service y’all have done for his victims, for the people of Sacramento and California, and for schoolchildren everywhere. Good work.

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

I remember reading the comments below the announcement expecting rage/anger/relocation grief, and mostly it was “[shrug] at least it’s not Quebec City”

John Tavares has the confident look of someone who no longer has to worry about the possibility of a scoreboard crushing him to death.

“And just like that, gang culture finally infiltrates hockey, the last bastion of civility in American sports.”

Cheez-Its or Goldfish (cheddar), who you got?