Skiba: [checks himself]

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

Well there used to be nothing racist about this post at least.

Is it outside the realm of possibility to think that the expansion of the Stadium Series is hurting the Winter Classic as well? I know if I miss the Winter Classic between two teams I don't care about I will have at least one other opportunity (up to four) to see outdoor hockey this year. Bigger factor seems to be…

The Ghost of Ned has brought this upon the Miami Beach Bowl.

Man, this guy just can't stay healthy.

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

"You fucking mayo lovers. Go to hell."

Tim Tebow wasn't THAT bad.

Horton Fears He's Through

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

The dean's been trying to shut down Perv House for years.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

So in Scientology terms is that OT6 or OT7?

How can I put this, Mikey?

Speaking from experience, I'm glad the NCAA has reduced the sanctions on Penn State. Anybody that's against sex with minors has clearly never been trapped underground.