A corollary to the bluetooth speaker situation.

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You know, if Romo had played that whole game...

“Boomer is in status, if not style, the Vin Scully of cable television and of the NFL.” - Bill Polian

2 daughters. People constantly asking me if we were going to try for a boy. First, fuck you for asking. Second, the risk of 3 girls was far scarier than  the chance of a boy. Now that I have one teen, and another one about to be a teen, i feel completely vindicated.

The correct answer to applesauce guy is of course, grown ass men do not eat applesauce. Maybe on a potato pancake, perhaps on some ham. Thats it.

Counterpoint, I was able to drink like a fish in my 20's, smoke, eat whatever I wanted, and still function. Your friends are going out, drinking, throwing up, and laying on the couch the next day wondering why they did this to themselves.

Randy “Lets keep the poors away from the good seats” Levine. How he wasn’t the VP nominee I have no idea.

None of your comment constitutes “logic” “reason” or any type of explanation. But there you are

Odell, the correct response to a total stranger telling you to calm down after you lost a playoff game is “Yes massa”

I thought that breastfeeding story was going to go horribly wrong. As a Giants fan, I was a little jealous of fun Rex vs cranky Coughlin.

To be fair, if you have been married for 20 years, you havent been on a date for at least 20 years

Shorter Gary Myers- I have never been a part of anything like that, I can’t. I wrote this piece of shit stone cold sober, imagine how bad it would be with a hangover?

But in order to be released, he must first undergo a physical with team doctors

There are many things you could read into the crowd’s decision to cheer for Hayward

This. Sit on the couch, order Chinese food, and smoke or drink.

Foul Play- Chevy, Goldie Hawn, Burgess Meredith, an albino,and Billy Barty as a bible salesman. 

3 world Series teams. A career OPS of .931  Thompson had one moment, Gibson had a couple of good years. Dave Roberts stole a base. Comparing a starting pitcher to a hitter? If a closer can get in for pitching an inning here or there, a DH should get in for playing every goddamn day, and putting up those numbers. You…

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Not to mention the 200 calories in a teaspoon of maple syrup.