If you put Mario Lemieux on the 82 Oilers instead of Gretzky, he would have scored more points. Lemieux is the most talented offensive hockey player of all time

PED's make sports more entertaining.

YES!

Disneyland or Disneyworld? I have been to both, and Orlando is about 1000 times better for everything, including the non-park stuff.

Been there a bunch, parents live nea

Parents live an hour from there, so Disney was like a second home for us. However, we stayed on campus a lot,and its worth it. One trick I learned in Magic Kingdom? Plan some of the indoor attractions after one of the high intensity rides. Main reason is to chill the kids out a bit, but more importantly, you can sneak…

That bull is getting laid tonight. Never will have to buy a drink at the bar ever again.

Confession. I had the first round of the Open on, then fell asleep. I woke up to this show. I guarantee you that of the 247,000 that day, 90-95% did the exact same thing

You forgot Bertuzzi and Eric Brewer. Oh, and Brian Mcabe. McCabe and Bertuzzi for aging Trevor Linden. I hate Milbury

Fuck Mike Milbury with a broken skate blade. Then fuck him again. He had the patience of a toddler expecting ice cream.

Because Rangers...

Litter and feces? As oppposed to “Defendant was impeccably neat, except for the giant piles of poop throughout the domocile”

Cross Town, the Yankees have the 2004 all star team limping around the Bronx.

The dude in his posse who handles his tweeting, has been demoted dude in his posse who takes the fall.

Watch him versus Cleveland Williams on YouTube. Williams never landed a punch. 3 rounds of beating.

Correction- He's not a fan of consensual oral.

“I know I nearly got you killed by those guys, but dammit I want a banana shake"

This whole incident has set off quite the firestorm.

Good to know the Catholic Church's PR firm continues to get work.

Because he was diagnosed with Alzheimers soon after leaving office, and used it as his defense for Iran-Contra?