Tell your Mom I said hi.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Cook will be traveling to away games with his son, thereby depriving his village of their idiot while he is on the road.

Anyone who watches or appears on Springer is not a grown person, and is already voting for Trump.

So what McShay is telling us is Tunsil should remain Incognito.

If there is only one thing Trump knows, it's how to run a football league.

3 goals? At least be honest, 1 goal, and it was the right call. Both teams got hosed with bad calls, but the reason the Isles won? Tavares and Greiss.

Thanks to fucking God, I mean Tavares.

YES YES YES, it was.

Pictured- The 94 Rangers Cup team, aka East Edmonton

Messier. Had to be.

I was at the Nassau Coliseum sendoff last year. Same vibe. Place was falling apart, but it was home. Progress sucks.

Jesus, if this is true, then they truly are the whiners they deny being. Pitch was up, not that far in, and it was to a go who swings at every first pitch. They all knew it was coming. Having met Thor at an event this winter, can only say he is even bigger than you think. Power forward big.

You're. Too. The stupid are easy to spot and isolate. Try not to breed, make the world a better place.

If this somehow allows online poker to be legalized along with daily fantasy, then lets get it done. I miss fleecing noobs who have no idea what Omaha hi-lo is.

More of a tie. We started taking your land over by kidnapping Africans and forcing them to farm your former homes.

Already have the next post written, just invert the list- Places most likely to cause coronary artery disease, Ranked. Golden Corral has killed more people than ISIS.

Why is everyone so obsessed with a poor combover, when all the attention should be on how someone can intentionally be that orange?

Reunited and it feels so good. Cap room, picks and prospects galore. Superstar center. Lets do this.

The Rangers are at a loss right now.