Just proving the conservative point that government has no idea what it is doing.

Johnny Football will be going with a variation of the Stand Your Ground Defense. A little known codicil of the Texas law is the “She was asking for it provision.”

Aww crap. Here come the "I liked that band until they sold out" hipster doofus contingent. Go shine your beards, and get some pants that fit.

Peter King is to the NFL as Ann Coulter is to Trump. An unrepentant shill, looking for some sort of invitation to the power club.

Now? Thriving. In the beginning they were confused and upset. All I can advise is do not dog your ex to them ever. Even if she does. You’re both suddenly single, and its a bitch to adjust. If you can both agree that their happiness comes before yours, you should be fine.

Very well done. We all have a period of adjustment once we are on our own. Biggest mistake of them all? Dating someone within the social circle. There are 3 billion women on the planet, and maybe 30 that should be off limits.

Because, at the end of the conversation, you can go home.

Went through this 6 years ago, with a 10 and 5 yr old. Its rough at first, but hopefully you both realize that they are way more important than your own stuff. Ex and I struggled at first, but we decided that the kids were more important than we were. Godspeed my friend.

My birthday is in July, and I have never spent one in school. I have, however, spent most of them at a beach. Win.

All I can imagine is how angry Francessa would be listening to “Who’s On First?”

Times like these, I remember when the Dolans fired Marv Albert. Not because he bit the nice lady while he was wearing lingerie, went through a trial and was humiliated, but because he told the truth about the Knicks.

Mrs Baumann should have read the fine print in her contract regarding leather apparel.

Sam Wyche, predicting the past, present, and future.

If you ask Roger Moore, he would disagree. Of course, Moore had the double indignity of being a bad actor, in awful films.

That noise you heard is the simultaneous sprouting of erections by every fat cat booster that needs a new coach for their academic institution.

Brady Kryptonite.

That beeping sound you heard is the Yankees backing up the truck to unload all the cash they will spend on this otherwise good hit/no field/awful baserunner. Happy for Murphy, but this is the definition of aberration.

In case you missed it, the old Murphy appeared as well. He and Granderson decided on a double steal in the 5th, and Murphy forgot to run to second. This is also what you get with Murph.

Might as well call him Goodyear, because a good week, is going to get him many good years. Yankees can’t help themselves here. Murphy and Headley!

Still wish it was a 2 run lead, and Familia could have drilled Utley right in the brain. But, such is life.