Fuck Chase Utley and his “old school.” Same twats that got mad at Joey Bats, harrumph about how Chase plays the game the right way. Twats.

Stringer wanted that money. Simon did such a great job with that season. And all the others.

Barnes said he, his ex-wife and kids had driven together from Santa Barbara earlier in the day after the Grizzlies finished training camp

Sentient Nucks fan is where I draw the line

Unbreakable II: They Call Him Mr. Fracture.

Went to college upstate. My current employer happens to have an office in the town. Went out a couple of weeks ago, ordered a Cream Ale for old time sakes. My beer snobbery had me preparing for a violently ill reaction. It’s actually not bad. Never tried the ice, never will.

Vin Scully. The GOAT of all the GOAT’s.

Dumb and Dumber 3: Dad Left Us a Football Team

From what I have read, season ticket sales are up from last year, even with ticket prices going up. Its so easy to get to the Barclays as well. LIRR runs right into it (Rangers have a ton of suburban fans, and they seem to draw ok). They will lose some fans from Suffolk, but lets be honest. They didn’t draw for shit…

For the most part, those are recent teams, Canucks have always been a disaster, Sabres keep searching. The Ducks were always more about marketing than hockey, until they won. Isles have tried many times to change the jersey. Every time they issue a new 3rd, the fans are outraged that this will become the new primary,…

So once, 27 years ago? I like my chances. Kings had no legacy before Gretzky, and then no one other than about 10 diehards gave a crap. Isles have tried to change the Jersey before (hello Gortons fisherman) and they always went back to the traditional.

They moved 20 miles west. To get there, you don’t need to go over a bridge, through a tunnel, or hop on a plane. The roster is exactly the same, and fuck the Rangers.

Has a third jersey ever become the primary? I don’t think it will here either. Although, as a fan of this team, the whining and hand wringing over a piece of laundry is something to entertain me til the start of the season. Between this, and the move to an actual arena, with actual amenities, and a lease that allows…

The North Dakota Fuck South Dakota entry was disqualified.

nah

Craggs would have been proud of this. Heard he died or something. Great work.

Jerry Jones is still pissed off that Charles Haley didn’t whip his dick out during his HOF speech.

Every team, with a couple of exceptions, is a wreck after their top 2. Mets also have 6 starters, will need 4 max in the playoffs. Syndegaard or Matz will be another arm down there, and some of their depth (Verrett/Goedell) are finally going to contribute. I’m as pessimistic a Met fan as there is, and even I am…

The good/bad hotel weddings are the absolute worst peer pressure of all adulthood. The cool kids get the balcony, and the jacuzzi. You get the loud AC, the tube television, and the infected bedspread. You have to buck up and pick the good hotel, if only for the after party. Nothing better than a group of married…