He’s got more Heenan than Heyman.

Cribs are great. But don’t ever rip out the screen from the window, put it on top of the crib, and tell your wife it will keep the 18 month old from climbing out. Apparently they call that a cage. I call it a good nights sleep.

And its just fucking stupid.

The only thing worse than steroid arguments, are all-star snub arguments. The all star games are not watchable in all sports, and the whining about who makes it or not makes my head hurt.

Chris Christie 16:

One of the few remaining perks of my job is the occasional golf outing that is purchased by my employer, thanks to the extortion of the client, which in itself is reprehensible. Many of these are in the swanky clubs in Westchester, Bergen and Nassau Counties in metro NYC. Their dress codes and rules are legendary. I…

Best 4th line winger in the league.

I used to get a TJ Maxx leftover jersey from one of my teams from my kids each Fathers Day. They were always ugly, but I loved that they thought of me. Until one year I got this horrendous leftover from the 4th of July Mets jersey, with every bad patriotic theme. I sat them down, and put a stop to it. Man can only…

Saw this on with closed captions, and kept hoping he would say “deez nuts” and wondering how they would spell it.

A hot goalie will propel a team. Can be the difference in a series. But the best goalie right now is Carey Price, and that didn’t seem to work out for the Canadiens. But it is more likely.

Can’t post youtube clips from work, but search out the great Bob Bourne against the Rangers. Father of Justin as well.

The reason more outlets didn’t cover this is because their writers were too busy tying their panties into a knot. Followed by outrage. The outrage of the people! Who ignore the steroid issue until it became an outrage!

Darren Wilson really does believe he can get away with anything

People boycotting the World Cup won’t stop this. The governments need to boycott. Starting with the USA and the EU members. There are plenty of countries with infrastructure that can host in 2022. It’s past time to stop the nonsense both here and the Olympics. Every 2 years a country doesn’t need to bankrupt itself,…

Not only do you drink as much as you can, cocktail hour appetizers are usually 10 times better than any dinner they serve at these huge banquets. Went to one last year with those little lamb chops. We hung out at the door where the servers came out. Also, if you enjoy pot, imagine being stoned, and having people bring…

Walking out the door with a tennis racket, uncovered? I feel there is a darker part of the story that has been omitted.

After exhausting myself making the sauce, its a damn certainty I will fuck up the eggs. Then drink the hollandaise out of the container, and end up dead. Bottomless mimosa brunch it is!

Have a few family members who are cops. The discussion we have revolves not around the bad cops, but the cops that turn a blind eye. They can't explain why they should protect a guy like this, but they do. Cops continue to do this because there still is no accountability. How do you reform a behavior without…

Hand wringing bullshit. There is no such thing as an ethical college coach or program in D1. The only ones who run good programs in D2 and D3 are the ones who have no interest in D1. It’s a giant cesspool of corruption. Understanding this up front, makes the rest easier to shrug off.

This is all an effort to line up Colon for the start on 4/20.