You feed them? Pinko parents like you are ruining this country. I unlock mine to prepare my lunch. If there are leftovers, then they eat.

Going through the Raw history video compilation. It wins the internets this evening.

Based upon our debt service, Communist China will be coming here.

The Atlantic Division should be fun for everyone who's not an Islander fan

So you're saying that this August in Tampa will probably crash the whole damn thing for good.

First time in my life I saw a "coming soon" notice on the dollar rack at the bookstore.

weaving across traffic lanes" by a California Highway Patrol officer on northbound Interstate 880

I am going along with Freeman. Sons of Anarchy is a little uneven, but a fun show to watch.

DHOF election is automatic once you factor in shitting your pants while on a date with an ESPN anchor.

No one gives a shit about Matt Millen. Probably not even Mrs. Millen at this point.

Lawrence Taylor. Grew up in a family without football fans, Dad is Irish and barely followed baseball. Old enough to remember how he changed the game. When he was on the field, you watched him

More than the irony that he's an immigrant living in Arizona

How did the hot virgin do?

Not going anymore... just not hopeful about the future. Kind of like when W was re-elected, and look how that turned out.

Well if its the East River, meet me at the Beer Garden in about 20 mins.

Well, its been real. Even with the commenting relegated to Youtube and Yahoo depth tomorrow, I do hope that some of the work above the comments continue to excel. I am proud to have been a member since almost day 1, and will continue to read. And thank God for Twitter.

Not sure of the rules but

It doesn't help. Thankfully we live in a free country, where everyone can voice an opinion. Which also allows us to identify the humorless and dimwitted.

Would Romney denounce it? Is he prepared to end the practice immediately? If the answer is yes, your argument is valid. Somehow I dont think the answer is yes.

Always good to start with the basics. "Why should I want to work here?" "Is that a picture of your wife? If so, is she part of the benefits?"