Not to mention the male "masseuses"

I was deceived! Galifinakis and Downey, what could go wrong?

The new name is sure to cause some controversy, but brings back the original intent.

Ladies and Gentleman, plus all you DUAN! folks. The best pitcher is MLB at the moment is a 37 year old knuckleballer. Its just getting ridiculous.

Begins and ends with this one.

Here we go, getting off on an unrelated tangent

I like this

Hockey. Cant even watch it anymore on standard definition. Don't know how I ever did.

I still think AJ putting that on Gawker was trolling at its finest. I understand here, because of the history. But it was bound to cause a commotion over there.

"Being a champion opens lots of doors—I'd like to get a real estate license, maybe sell insurance."

No no no. Its even better than that..

Have another doughnut you fat pig

Q. Will the $500 million expansion plan include one little seat for Deadspin? Why don't we rate? What's up, USTA?

AJ ruined Jay Mariotti. This was awesome.

Have to go with II. The original was possibly the best movie I had ever seen up to that point, and this was even better. Keaton and Pacino when she tells him about the abortion. DeNiro stalking and killing the Don. Havana during the revolution. The last shot of Pacino sitting in the chair. Just a phenomenal movie.

Gordie How?

Well, Berniers wiki page has already been hit.

Not sure if you have kids, but if you don't, congrats on the sneak preview into parenthood.

No one? Really? Fine.

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a man named Derek Jeter. He was worshipped far and wide by a group of older men, who still believed in batting average and Rbi's. These men struggled for years to define young Derek. Clutch, intangibles, competitor, and then one day they realized the answer was…