Thats a girl who's long term mobility will be provided by a motorized scooter.

About a month ago, I broke up with an otherwise reasonably attractive and nice young lady for one reason only. She made me watch Mob Wives. Could not let that stand. Not a moment longer.

Memory loss is going to come. I am ready for it. It's worth it; totally worth it. This is the best job in the world and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Discussed baseball this weekend with the girlfriend. 152 games left. Hockey takes precedence. I don't have a dog in the hunt, just love the games. Well except fuck the Rangers of course.

Ulf Samuelson. He ended Cam Neely's career. He might be the worst of the bunch.

I know .But when a 6'6 guy turtles after taking a liberty, its going to happen. Same reason Claude Lemieux cannot ever go to Detroit again.

Cause he took a cheap shot in game 1, and turtled in game 2. I love hockey

Good man. There are few things in life that aggravate me more than tourists eating at the chains in Times Square. Would join you, but girlfriend is in town for the weekend. And I havent seen her in a month.

Dealbreaker. Its NYC for chrissakes! The homeless eat better Italian food.

If I see you eating at the Olive Garden, I will walk in there and beat your ass.

+1

I agree with your sarcasm. But next to never fighting a land war in Asia, saying anything remotely pro-Castro in Miami is about the worst idea ever.

My team decided to invest all their fucking money with a Ponzi scheme, and let the best shortstop they ever had walk away. They still have great beer, and good food. I don't give a shit.

Thats the argument I use with the Yankee fans. As a Met fan, I will watch the games, but I will be damned if I am going to spend my money to support them. Ownership didnt invest in this team in the off season, for various reasons, but I am supposed to?

The man aspires to be Bill Murray

These are the videos that you make sure your ex-wife sees.

Yet another reason I am terrified of Florida. Parents live there, and good god those are scary.

Been traveling for essentially 2 straight weeks, saw your comment, and read them. I am happy to be home, and these are outstanding.

Giddy with anticipation. Watched it in 2 days. Just started the second book. Everything stops at 9.

Just spray a little of this around and it will be fine.