If you havent already, read the Keith Richards autobigraphy. They lived like absolute dirtbags, but the only way they could break through was to dress nice and tone it down.

Police: Do you have legal representation?

Now it all makes sense. All those Altar boys, now wearing stormtrooper masks.

As per Fox Sports Jason Whitlock, Jeremy Lin would not be affected by the same injury

Fred Wilpon picks up his free agent signings in his Star Destroyer.

Soon to be Tim Tebow.

Last fan out of Jacksonville please turn out the lights

I think the guy sitting to the right of me is actually sobbing.

Wow. +1

Man do I love me some Chris Rock.

dammit. Been off 10 days and Im double posting like a rank amateur.

I'm guessing good seats are still available?

Can i join? I can be the guy who started doing fantasy before some of you were born. Drafted Mike Piazza for my roster when he was in AA. Yep, I'm old.

God bless man. There is simply nothing in the world scarier than a really sick kid.

You do understand what probably happens in a couple of days right?

ESPN should just stick to making documentaries, and let the other nonsense go. Another excellent one on Magic.

Still wondering why Tebow sent Javon Walker to pick him up in the limo.

The greatest free agent of all time at this moment

Giants responded, same as 08, because no one expected them to win. They have a nice habit of doing the unexpected. Which usually means first round exit

Welcome. Its about time we got a Polish American presence here. The wall has finally come down.