What Jehovah said. Much better than my weak attempt.

Havent seen people get that worked up about something on here since a horse broke a leg.

Things that Killed Joe Paterno:

I grew a goatee for it. Kids hate it, ex-wife hates it, girlfriend hates it. Not coming off. You do not mess with a streak.

Hence the mistake. Hence the ending.

Baldness is a blessing. I am probably going to miss my 8 am meeting.

As a Met fan, Islander fan, St. Johns fan, I dont get many of these. The game was incredible, and would have gone on all night without a mistake. Great game.

I just hugged 50 strangers in a bar. Love you man. What a brutal game to watch.

Rule of 30

watching Inside the NFL. LaDaniam Tomlinson just threw everyone on the Jets under an entire fleet of Greyhound buses. Wow

about how there is only one active athlete in major American professional and college sports named Bob

A. Dirt or backstop

Frankly, I think it's inhumane that most sports leagues don't give athletes a chance to properly vent their anger after a frustrating play

+2. Its better than a 1.

Feel the same way when I walk by the puppy store. 1200 bucks for a dog the size of a small cat.

Cheesy I know, but whatever.

That is the absolute truth. And 12 beers later, I still cant believe what I just saw.

As one of the 5 remaining Islander fans in the world, this is the best news of the night. Force feeding this guy hasn't helped one bit.

Best form of birth control.