In fact, that kid is probably gonna grow up to be an insufferable little twat, and star any number of shitty "Karate Kid" remakes

Tennessee breathes a sigh of relief as the rules against whoring out your Co-eds have not been approved.

Greatest move of my life was last year. Lived in Nassau, work downtown. Moved to Astoria (cant afford the city), 35 min commute. The LIRR is the most frustrating company in the world.

A wise choice. Still think he is a giant prick, but at least he tried.

I love this song, and I love Knopfler's guitar work. Seen them live a few times. One of my favorite bands, and forever grateful they didnt reunite. Its a rock and roll song about a rock and roll band. Simple and pure, from Alchemy.

The Eagles are considering putting the franchise tag on Jackson for next season

Eggs in own bag, don't put the bread in with the cans. And if someone tries to write a check at the register, shake them violently and keep repeating "It is 2012 for fuck sakes!"

The 3 Morris books on Roosevelt are great. He was the most interesting man alive, when he was alive.

Starlin is still upset that AJ wouldnt accept the signed baseball.

If You Don’t Like Bacon On Your Hamburger, Then Screw You

History informs us that someone always pays for a dong flap

That email from AJ to Will reminded me of this one from Will to AJ. and possibly the great comedy pyramid ever.

Puking>pooping?

I was dating a filipino girl for a while. What you just said would get you thrown out of her Dad's 17th floor apartment. Probably.

I had to swap a cable box this week, died for some reason. Called Customer service Monday am to make sure the store was open. They said yes, get down to 23rd st. Closed. Called them, they said it was showing as open on their screen. Went back Tuesday, got stuck listening to a guy demanding to know why his Cable…

Every once in a while, I will read something on Yahoo, like Leitch's former movie blog, and I will by force of habit start browsing the comments. I prefer this.

Hate DUAN!

Bravo

Odds this becomes a Class A felony under President Santorum? 1-5