He doesnt always drink beer, but when he does, Dos Equis is not to be found anywhere.

Saw the trailer, had a flashback. Too soon is right.

A few days in Room 101 and even New Orleans will be acceptable.

When in Rome...

Scoring with a dribbling beaver was a definite no-no as per the health class teacher.

Never ask a man named Zung to scat.

I spent mine drinking with friends and family. Had the worst hangover of my life. Didnt drink that much. Realized that hangovers get worse when you turn 40.

Barnaby plead guilty to four counts: driving while intoxicated, refusing a breath test, driving with unsafe tires (I think this refers to the fact that he only had three of them) and failing to notify the DMV of a changed address

There are now 3 certainties in life. Death, taxes and this guy rocking a mullet.

Once again, proof that democracy just doesn't work

My now ex-wife got me a nice wallet a few years ago, and filled it with giftcards to my favorite stores. Got the stores right too. I know its not personal, but man did I enjoy that gift for a while.

Allred can only communicate by press conference

The "she got pregnant" phrasing will get you killed. Unless of course you had nothing to do with it.

hating on Jesus

As Ryan Braun might say, Mazel Tov. Having watched a couple of friends go through it, and having a minor scare myself recently, glad to hear your on the way back.

One of my buddies favorite things to do is go into the trendy bars with the hot bartenders and order a Manhattan. The look on their faces is priceless.

Still get goosebumps.

Met fan, and while we suck, thats seems to the be consensus on Reyes as well. Too brittle, and they werent going to win with him this year anyway. 3-4 years down the line, its a bad contract. The yankee fans are grimacing at another 7 years of A-Rod as well.

Its a trap! +1

I am not a lawyer, but bail is to keep a person from fleeing, or if they are judged a danger to the community if I recall correctly. Not because of presumed guilt.