Ladies and gentleman, the Pakistani Edward James Olmos.

To an Islander fan, DP and injuries go hand in hand. As does the 10 more years on the contract.

Bus then called back as part of due diligence and asked

I saw the news last night, and was, at first, upset. Then I realized 2 very important things.

If only Jodie Foster had paid attention to John Hinckley, Reagan wouldnt have been shot, and there would have been no Brady bill.

That entire album is gut wrenching and perfect.

While the patrons claim it is the greatest salad bar ever, Zagats review was to the point.

Pat Summit has an offer from Whatchmacallit.

Stevie Johnson's 4th quarter got him a nice Butterfinger endorsement.

This is too much basketball for a Sunday and too much basketball for Christmas Day.

I like Andy Reid. Then again, I am a Giants fan.

I want to wake up tomorrow morning and see the following headline

Chris Paul wants to leave a team that no one even wants to own. Not sure I see the issue here.

And with a expedited visa for New Zealand, love finds a way.

"The Bird and The Beard."

Pretty much anything with coconut milk is like a bowl full of orgasm

I tried this with Frankenberry. When i was a kid it was available all year round. Now its a "Halloween cereal". I tried online petitions, bulk buying, and an attempt to sleep with the wife of a General Mills executive. You can't beat the man. 1% motherfuckers.

Jerry Stiller as Paterno. Don't know why.

Why did Crosby have to come back tonight? Not enough that I root for the worst team in the NHL, I have to sit through this?