I say this because I spend $800 a month on a stupid health care plan and every time I write that check I want to unleash Global Thermonuclear War on my insurance company's headquarters.

Can I get an Amen! Saw him in his prime. Jaworski still shits himself when he sees LT coming towards him.

The greatest linebacker, maybe the best defensive player. Cocaine is a helluva drug

This is the definition of false hope.

"Confused old man on a rascal" was also the way they picked the cast for Our Gang.

Say the words, and it conjures up different things. In 2010, the outlet that allowed anyone that wants to publish material sports related, and has since made it manditory to file article examples.

All across New England, hundreds of Tahmmy's are exclaiming "I ain't living with no Dahhhkies"

It's very unlike Philadelphia not to lock up their young cornerstones, and they might not see him as a cornerstone anyway

Crazy Joe Davola: [Thinks about life without Mike Pelfrey pitching for the Mets]

Golf has been fun to watch this year. Mcilroy is a star, and he doesnt have the same stick up his ass that Tiger did. Of course, we can blame Nike on that. Younger Americans do need to pick it up a little. Fowler is on the cusp I think. Great game. There is a lot more competition, just waiting for that guy to…

Born in the Bronx, college in Miami, now almost 40 years in Atlanta? Quite the Odyssey for this Homer.

not to mention special appearances on guitar from Bernie Williams and Barry Zito

While the 36-year-old boyfriend of actress Cameron Diaz

This is why you never volunteer for anything, except for the most noble of causes. Trying to get laid.

Tell Mr Haley that this is not the team meeting, and call the cops. Cops will take him away for the evening. I got out the next morning, and barely have done it since.

Morse: Still speaking in code

Mariano Rivera. 9th inning.

I'm stunned I haven"t seen Jeff Wilpon in that same position on the 7 train.

Anything in which Hilary Swank got the crap kicked out of her.

Michelle Bachmann plays the end of Boys Don't Cry on an endless loop.