They do have seat belts on school buses now. However, they still dont have air conditioning. The field trips in June are a pleasure. Sweaty, screaming kids for an hour. Rupert Murdoch would have confessed this morning if they forced him to take the 5th grade class to the zoo.

My ex-wife was closely related to the Anti-Christ. Does that count?

If anyone here remembers Nicole Eggert from Baywatch, Charles in Charge and the Corey Haim movie, I implore you not to look at a recent pic. I can't figure out how to post it, and that is probably for the best.

Miller used to shit on everyone. Reagan, Bush as well as the Dems. He was independent, and I loved both of his talk shows. Now he is nothing more than a damn shill.

Dennis Miller. From a cool, smart comedian, to Larry the Cable guy's older, slightly wiser brother.

It's like Entourage meets The Wire."

And the image didnt attach. Fail

We cannot wait to see him go undercover

I think we know how he crashed - he must have run over his enormous balls.

Mold. Happened to me a few years ago. Try and dry it as best you can, but if the sheetrock is damaged, get it out of there. All else is replaceable. At least you dont have to pay for it. One of the beauties of not owing a money pit.

"The Decline and Fall of Western Civilization 3: Dennys"

She may not be a cheerleader, but she still gets something that few of us can ever dream to get. A lifetime of great parking spots

I just started really reading the site again. The site has just been great lately, and the comments superb. The cheerleader post is just the tits.

Been gone from this site for a while, peeking in now and then. Holy shit, this thread is just stellar. Hell cometh soon, but whatever.

Caesar would have prefered February turn right into April.

For a real treat, try heavy cream in your cereal.

Lenny Dykstra actually forges his own autograph.

They dont hit a grand slam for 2 years, then hit them in back to back innings. Hold me.

Older than most. Love Over Gold by Dire Straits. 5 great songs.

Has to be the Bizarro Mets. There can be no other explanation. I just hope the wormhole they came from remains closed.