Congrats. Have 2 of them. The plugs dont work, they will just puke more.

Good Evening. The Mets had gone 2 years since they last hit a grand slam. They just hit them in back to back innings. Start stocking up on canned goods, and batteries.

Be thrown right out of court with the "what are you, a bunch of idiots?" defense.

Still not as embarassing as the time Mark Sanchez got deported before the game.

What about the stop short? Can we still allow that?

Welcome Back Loser

I have 2 greyhounds, both adopted. They are beautiful dogs, my brindle guy stops people. Cute is a ittle dog, about the size of a cat. Dont fall for it.

Not since Carl Monday. Damned fascist

If Obama can use that video, many more people will approve of health care reform.

but YES is worse—Nets games and Mike Francesa.

I believe the general rule is as follows:

After drinking, which is the best time to appreciate fast food, White Castle burgers extra ketchup and pickle. Acquired taste, hell to pay in the morning, delicious.

Obviously, Ruby experimented with men at a younger age, and has decided on an alternative lifestyle.

Ruby is in fact Max's mother. Rabbits can have offspring very young. Grandma is actually Ruby's mother, and Roger, the football player is actually Max's dad, which is why Max gets so much attention. Grandma has a bit of a drinking problem as well, so she cannot live with them. The crazy lady up the block from me…

Double or nothing that it involves a shoe.

We hoped to be assigned to a team that would win at least a few games but that would prioritize fun and beer over victory.

Nassau County- home of financial chaos, junk bond ratings, and the ability to say no to a project that won't cost them a dime, and create about 4000 construction jobs. Well played Nassau.

No one is probably going to see this, but it needs to be said. Vin Scully is still the best in the business. Only hear him during the free extra innings week, but I learned already in this game:

pictured: 2011 NL ROY Brad Emaus

Imagine how angry Easterbrook would have been if Obama was Jewish?