Kevin Johnson better google Moe Greene

Had Pacioretty been somehow related to Colin Campbell, the execution request would have been granted.

This guy is the most ungrateful freeloader in the history of the world. He even got free McDonalds.

Real Estate DUAN:

High it is my good man. Rehearse in your head how you are going to go out in a blaze of glory, but don't actually do it. Never know.

I hear they are still negotiating with The Who, provided there are still 2 left alive.

First athlete Dong, now underage Dong.

The NHL later rescinded Trevor Gillies suspension, when it was discovered that he is in fact a cousin of Colin Campbell, twice removed on his mothers side.

Cant find it, but the rule used to be 10 for the player, and 5 for the coach. Thats why you dont see bench clearing brawls anymore.

Point of order your honor. The Islanders were pissed at Maxime Talbot. Blind side head shot last week. It was glorious. Napalm in the morning glorious. 7 goals on Brent Johnson was just a cherry on that sundae. I do enjoy the Penguin fans who decry goons, yet seem to be ok with hitting someone who is either…

So that was Jeff Wilpon looking for change on the subway this morning. He really needs to work on his version of "Stand By Me"

God doesn't like superhero Broadway shows? What will ever become of Bono now?

I thought it was because the league was "full of foreigners"