+ 1977.

I always believe the best thing in these situations, is to avoid the stupid. Unless she is very hot.

I know, and my taint is killing me.

Personal theory, Slash descended back down below. Got his money in cash, paid off all his debts, and blew his brains out. At least I hope so.

On behalf of Islander nation? State? Small incorporated village- Thank you Brent Johnson

@I Like Cheap Beer: Said it much better than I did.

@FavreFAIL: Just hope that when they succeed, they go the freedom route. From what I am reading, that might not be the case.

@tastes_like_burning: I still don't understand why I like Jackass. But I do.

The curse of Bieber has begun. Lundquist pulled in the second period.

"Does that make you think less of Henrik?" my girlfriend asked me. Well, shit. Yeah, it kinda does.

He has 12 more years to figure out how to take a punch.

@PolkPanther: I'm a Springsteen fan, I know I know.

@ursa: If you know what he drinks, a bottle of that. Plus an invite to a BBQ next summer. Got to keep the seed planted for next winter.

@Serak The Preparer: Reboots are the reality television of movies. No new ideas, lets just recycle instead.

Only 14 days til pitchers and catchers. 54 days til "wait til next year"

$60 million seems like a lot, until you realize how much they are saving on science textbooks.

@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: Hey, the broadcast companies donate millions and millions to both parties, this is the least the government can do to repay them.

@ScientificMapp: That is in such bad taste its almost good taste. My God.

@ScientificMapp: If that gets cross-posted to Jezebel, Cairo will look like a local square dance.

The only thing that would make media day memorable is if they unleashed Triumph the Insult Comic Dog for the festivities.