@alftime: Actually thats the Fox News business model

Great list, not sure you needed to put the authors at the end of each.

And all of that is from one song, one song that isn't even good.

@UweBollocks: Im a little late to the party, but Im glad to see Daniel Tosh is still available. Saw him describe a really chubby black baby as a Toasted stay puft marshmallow man.

Notre Dame was playing and that seemed more interesting then blowing this kid.

And don't make out with a guy thinking that will get him to STOP wanting sex.

@UkraineNotWeak: They offered their "Lenny and Squiggy study in nude" Strangely it was turned down.

It also has a toe-tapping soundtrack featuring Grammy-winning folk artist Peek-a-boo Lazarus, whose song "The Mirror Makes Me Scary" also received a nod from the Academy this year.

When asked why such a rich and successful actor needed to pay for sex,

@Demon Deacon Blues: Big Dire Straits fan. First half of this album is pop. Second half is great. This closes it out

Then, the guy tosses a puke bag full of shit out of the plane, right over I-10!

I read this through and came away surprised and happy that nothing awful happened to you on either your date, or your fan in the stands encounter. Having a 10 year old daughter who now uses the internet regularly scares the crap out of me. I know I cannot totally protect her, but this also re-affirms the fact that I…

It was more than a little awkward when he discovered Steve Phillips masturbating in his car.

@tastes_like_burning: I save my kid talk for the other people that have kids. I remember the torture well. I have a co-worker who is obsessed with his cat. He is no longer invited to lunch.

@All Over But The Sharting: Id say she is available, but you seem like a decent guy.

@BillBelichick: Its great stuff. You will never look at a Penguin the same way again.

@All Over But The Sharting: Funny, that was my last Valentines Day card from my ex wife.

@BillBelichick: Calvin and Hobbes, as well as Bloom County were my 2 favorites. The Sunday panels were great

@All Over But The Sharting: The real fucking treat is the 10 min walk from the station to the house. In the freezing rain, over unshoveled sidewalks. So you get to walk in the street and hope to hell no car slides into you. Makes you feel alive. Or wishing you were dead.

@All Over But The Sharting: Congrats. Pleased to report the Long Island Railroad is running well. First storm this year I wasnt trapped in the city forced to drink.