@vodkanaut: I wouldnt call it a "ton"

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: You saw a naked girl? Tell us what it was like.

@tastes_like_burning: Grilled onions, mushrooms, and cheddar. Peter Lugers steak sauce. Now I need a snack.

@SavetoFavorites: Im a Met fan, so his Met stuff makes me want to shoot him. I'm a Giant fan, and I am actually rooting for the Jets tomorrow. Cannot wait to hear how he handles success.

@All Over But The Sharting: Armageddon scene, Bruce Willis saying goodbye to Liv Tyler. Couldnt help it.

@SavetoFavorites: Are you allowed at some point to physically harm/kill? Stick me in an elevator with a Yankee fan who says "how many rings you got?" and all the betting should be on how long I would last.

@Internet_Nene: Its a roller coaster. My 5 year old just figured out the remote, and is thisclose to adoption.

@Fallopian Tubing: For some reason, only the first two seasons of Dexter are on Netflix. Speaking of which, I would like to add that Hulu Plus is a colossal disappointment.

@Walk Off HBP: See every hipster when their favorite band sells enough music to actually be able to eat.

@Telemundo: All I can say is that I dont care how cool the Black Keyes are, I am not buying a fucking Cadillac.

@Hatey McLife: Learning the Gawker pay scale, and the fact that AJ split the 10 grand with the staff.

@JohnnyDrinky: Any mention of the SNL skits about Da Bears.

I actually golfed with Toomer this summer. Terrible golfer, but a great guy. Grabbing a guys leg is a bitch move, and he got what was coming to him.

Luckily, he didn't piss off the diabetics, since about half the fan base is well on their way.

Do they not have Craigslist in Minnesota?

Even worse is after your kid has been in the car shopping cart, and you cannot find one of those fucking things. The only cure to that tantrum is a balloon and opening a box of cookies for the duration of the shopping.

Souless Messiah.

@The CFL Allstar: I'm a diehard Islander fan. Not much I can do for you. We have more draftees than the US Army in 69.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: 2 pieces of advice from Snooki's PR people?

As a result, Deion can now only count to 19 1/2.