@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: At least he can resume Anal Tuesdays with her, now that he doesnt have to worry about limping the rest of the week.

Sure I call Tony Gonzales NFLprguy, and they ask me to leave the quincenara.

extremely black Bobby Williams doing the boogaloo with the extremely white Kit Gambrell,

@Beamrider: This summer my company bought into a golf outing for the NYPD widows and childrens fund. Each foursome had a former Jet or Giant. We got Amani Toomer. He is learning how to play. Im ok, 15 handicap. After 3 holes, Amani turns to me and says "looks like you willl be carrying us today." Nice guy.

@gulag: Does the state you live in allow the purchase of automatic weapons with just a drivers license? If so, get some beer and invite over some friends.

Is This The Most Dick Move Imaginable In Sports?

@Red Ned: They might not have the Schwartz, but they definitely have an Edelman.

She was also living in Flushing in September 2006.

@CalvinandJahv: When you are ready. Trust me. Its quite a bit of work.

Police Called To Bill Simmons's Home For Burglary Only To Find Mighty Mighty Bosstone In Socks

It doesnt only shrink your testicles apparently.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Didnt either, but remembered the first tenet of the comment manifesto from all those years ago. Be funny.

Fine, redacted. -1 to me for pointing out the utter stupidity and timing these fine upstanding gentleman are showing .

How would you like to make more money, keep the same job, and not freeze your ass off for the next 5 years.

Tim Meadows left SNL too early.

Sarah Palin, however, still has no opinion on headshots.

@norbizness: This is the "I'm not voting for him because any day now we are going to find out he was more drugged up than Keith Richards at Altamont."

@Hatey McLife: and an entire sandwich.

Seems to have a good head on his shoulders.

@Murray Hewitt: The innate ability to immediately identify if your kid is the one who is crying. And the utter relief when it is not.