@stillion1: 2 daughters, did the classes twice. They do help calm the nerves by letting you know what is going on during the labor event. Hated other people's kids til I had mine. Greatest thing that will ever happen to you hands down. Be as hands on as possible, and enjoy every minute. And yes, eventually you…

He wasn't taking any chances. Sidewalks were all padded...

@Body By Bacardi: I was approved by either Iracane or Leitch back in the old days when Drew was trying to get dirt on Peter King's daughter. I mentioned as a Dad with daughters he might be going a tad too far. I'm like 150 in internet years.

@homer_sexual: First if your 10 year old said thanks and meant it, you're doing a great job as a parent. Second, grandparents are supposed to spoil their grandkids. You have a right to be displeased with the re-gifting.

@chicken flava: My last 2 were the single worst Stand By Me rendition by a homeless man ever, and a quite good Mariachi band on the 2 train.

I wasn't aware of it but when he came out I was."

It's pointless to debate the merits of the Rooney Rule, when the percentage of minority executives in the NFL has skyrocketed since it was instituted

@MarkKelsosMigraine: How is this still going on? They have to know its completely fucking hopeless. I know a couple of guys from one of the stagehand unions. They are waiting for the first person to be paralyzed or killed.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Does SpiderMan complete a performance without a casualty?

Evening DUAN. Who would have ever predicted that AJ Daulerio would do more damage to the Jets organization than Rich Kotite and Herm Edwards combined?

Reported by a Macedonian news agency, printed in the NY Post? Two sources of integrity, I am sold!

And that asshole David Stern makes him play on his birthday.

Would he be the correct person to inquire about the whereabouts of former Eagle legend Mamula?

@lauren_jo: Its not about the act, its about the woman willing to do the act.

What is the acceptable time frame for a divorce without being a laughingstock and for proving to your parents that you gave it a real shot and it just doesn't work? I don't want my mom to hate me for 10 years. This is why big weddings fucking suck, they force you to stay married

@BufordJustice: Kiana Tom.

@IronMikeGallego: Phil Rizzuto. Makes Sutton look like Cy fucking Young.

@snoopoz: How about the players pre-1947 who didn't face the best competition? Why should there stats count. These old guys are making the Hall of Fame even more irrelevant than it is now.

It works for horses and stadiums, why not small penised quarterbacks?

@AzureTexan: Woody Allen would like to adopt again