Drew, how is it that you have 2 kids, which means countless atrocious diaper changes, and still be terrified of poop?

Brian Cashman is currently reviewing options, and may settle for the "Mark Madoff"

New Slogan- "This where the white people at."

@Loose Cannon: I think I might be the only person who liked Starsky and Hutch. He ain't hurting nobody. I understand your sentiment. Might I suggest Charlie Sheen instead?

@Phintastic: In the olden days, you would have to say Evening DUAN! or some such saying, or you were given a -1. Old habits die hard I guess

@elhebrewhammer: Just went through this. Results and attitude will help save your job. If your liked/respected by the decision makers it cannot hurt. I'm in sales as well, survived 2 cycles of downsizing. My nose is a little browner now, but I'm working.

@Julian Vargas: Its always fun to make that argument with the Jets fans I work with. Call it Giants Stadium and watch how quickly they correct you.

@Now imma throw my gyroball: Crayola.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Ever notice that the most miserable people in the office are also miserable outside the office? I think work can be what you make of it. I work for a complete asshole, but I find his insanity entertaining.

@KnownThenAsDanFouts: I would have name dropped Chris Petersen as well. Whoever they want, they are going to get.

what it's like to be the "3" in 45-3.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I said the exact same thing.

@ursa: Or he could just fucking leave. If he gets famous, he will be known as the Lionel Ritchie of the MMA.

@Howie Long,Hamburger Dude: Thats a logical leap. To be fair, I dont think that guy has seen anything below his waist in quite some time. Makes one cranky so I hear

Imagine, all this hate directed at one guy who took 15 million to leave Cleveland for South Beach. There is not a soul in that building who would turn that down. Cleveland vs South Beach? All I want to see is Jeter go to the Red Sox. That would be wonderful.

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"‘I have a tarantula in my rectum.'

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: What, a mounted cavalry charge against armored infantry isn't rational?

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Ever been to Brooklyn?

@chadBROchocinco: Well he is the son of a preacher man.