Rex Ryan, the Hard Knocks performance.

Three certainties in life. Death, Taxes, and not breaking up with a billionaires daughter. You hang on to that shit like grim death.

@VTBen: I don't think it was the asbestos, your talking about a fan base that thinks their team is on a Yankee level, when in fact its the least successful sports franchise in NY. I think they still believe that Potvin is playing.

I dont get why this is even a story. Is anyone under the assumption that any of the top programs are clean? The programs might claim they are, but boosters, recruiters, etc are deeply interlocked with the teams. Frankly, if Newton did go to the highest bidder, good for him. How much money would the school make…

Derek Jeter is not even the best defensive shortstop on the Yankess. The blue lipped dude to his right is. What a fucking joke.

"you can satisfy any number of naked girl desires".

@Mmole: I have Jake the Snake. Something about a hummer for crack. Not sure what hold that actually is.

"but beware of Commies, pinkos, gays, dopeheads and Brian Wilsons."

A. Professional yelling person.

Fine. Im too lazy to click links.

I have to say, after watching a couple of family members pass away due to cancer, it is a brutal awful way to go. At least the young mans suffering was not as long, and he had the ability to say goodbye. The death was inevitable, at least it wasnt extended. Doesnt lessen the loss, but did lessen his pain.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: Thank God for Al Gore.

Unless making toast, might I suggest wrapping the grates with aluminum foil? Keeps all the food together, eliminates both stink and mess.

@Delonte, Interrupted: I think your almost right. If they go on immediately and admit it, Andy Pettitte for instance, there is a level of forgiveness. If they feel trapped by the evidence, and offer an apology because they are fucked, aka Bill Clinton and Pete Rose, not so much. Hometowns will continue to root for…

FIOS bitches.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Lebron should take the advice that Earl Woods gave to his son on his deathbed. Focus on what you do best, and fuck everything else.

Nice to know the Jerky Boys have remained relevant in the internet age.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Cannot speak for Ukraine, but I do not. Im 42, newly single and just about every woman I date has kids. In the case of the above, I probably would get in my car, then call the cops. Kid is doomed.

@istealllamas: Is she wearing a bikini?