Because bland and boring is unoffensive. Like beige. The answer to your question was in your question.

That can’t be the problem though right, since the S Class outsold the Escalade last year in the US & Canada?

I don’t understand the constant chase to prevent drivers from getting distracted. Instead of trying to prohibit distracted driving, we should be working to promote awareness.

Allegedly.

No way does this happen.

Oh, you mean pass him on the right? You mean do something illegal in most states?

Move over.

Stop doing that. Move over.

Wait, the Accord V6 has face-ripping acceleration? Do you guys have a written review on it?

this car is gewd dum righter

It means more power you whiny, spoon-fed, babies. Is that extra 120-ish horsepower unable to propel those extra three letters, you ungrateful pricks.

Doug’s RR.

I thought this for a long time .. in fact, before I bought my F10, I seriously considered an E38.

i think they’re referring to existing keyless entry cars. my car won’t lock from the outside if it senses the keys are inside. and even if i had locked it from the inside before exiting, it would still let me unlock it using the door sensors...

My pants! How do I get these stains out of my pants?!

You could get a sunroof in a ‘96 Corolla? Not bad.

I was going to make a snarky comment about how I can’t wait to get driven to the airport in one of these but ...

I think there’s an opportunity for Buick and Cadillac to exist together:

The thing about this car — it will always look timelessly handsome.

i think he sarcasm’d