You're pretty tough for an internet commenter.

"I had to beat my kids which really bummed me out"

Um, I don't know Colin, let me tell you a story about a stubborn young girl who hated sports and didn't like learning about things that she hated

A positively perfect preemptive puritanical protest.

Well, good. The only way colleges are going to do anything about this repulsive shit is if it starts affecting their bottom line. A major recruit leaving is a drop in the bucket, but I'm sure this is setting off alarm bells everywhere. I'm sure recruiting and admissions departments across the nation are preparing…

(Oklahoma bans freshman American History course)

Irony now...irony tomorrow...irony forever!

Sure, why not? The definition of an assist from the NCAA Basketball Statisticians’ Manual:

Dear MTA,

Here are a few helpful translations for NYC visitors who venture into MTA's horrifically operated subways...

Look Michael.

Dear MTA:

QBs can call an audible if they see something in the coverage. It depends on the trust the coach has with the player. Russ is a Super Bowl winning QB who surely has the trust of his coach. He can do what he wants at the line. They were in the no-huddle. It's on him. If the OC really did call the play, he needs to be…

He was probably doing what most quarterbacks do: running the play that the OC gave him. The real question is why the hell the OC would call that play.

I hate the Seahawks and their frontrunner fans as much as next guy, but your hot take is beyond idiotic.

Rookie Twitter mistake. You're supposed to retweet that stuff.