I'll join my voice to all the other commenters who grew up watching this man on TV. I'm horrified this thing happened and can't bring myself to enjoying The Cosby Show anymore.

(Sidenote: Could I pretty please get out of the greys?)

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

They even so boldly go out of their ways to offer her shelter in their home!

Hey, this just proves that chivalry isn't dead! Look at all those guys being so kind by holding a stranger by her waist and guiding her around! How genteel!

It's really impressive/disheartening to see how she, even though "drunk," says she wants one thing, and how many times some of them literally say, "no we're going to go here instead." Boundaries: good guys respect them!

Exactly! Dudes, if you have an opinion about someone else's body and get the urge to express said opinion without it first being solicited from you, take a few minutes to carefully reconsider that idea. If, after rethinking it, you still believe it's a good idea, think about it again. Think about it REALLY hard. After…

The TL;DR of every Drake song:

I had the same thought. That shit looks like a mouthful of paper towels.

Is it ok that I hate this video?

Club culture baffles the shit out of me. Why would anyone pay money to see 12 guys with mics on stage mumbling along to a terrible song? My guess: drugs. THEY'RE ALL ON BAGS OF DRUGS!!!

I assume that the kids aren't actually saying it. I could be wrong, but I am going to assume they are saying something that makes their mouths look similar, and "fuck" is being dubbed over it. Yup.

This woman is a NURSE. She seems to be suffering from an extreme lack of common sense. She just treated a patient who died of Ebola; she's not exactly the kind of person they're probably trained to interact with at the 1-800-DO-I-HAVE-EBOLA hotline at the CDC. And did she really feel that relying on their…

This is the one I had. It was huge.

The congregants didn't want to hurt his feelings? That's.... so cute.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

"Jessica's photo spread was child pornography...and trust me I know my child pornography!"

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This is why picture messaging is disabled on my kids' cell phones. As I said to one of them: "you can send dick pictures when you're paying for your own cell phone and not a moment before."

Bye Felicia.

Yeah, I agree. Her old face had more animation and movement in it before. The lips, to be fair, were the result of old plastic surgery and so "fixing" them might actually be bringing her back to what they were before (except they still look kind of plastic).