You know how you sometimes will be wondering if people like you, or if you matter. They don't and you don't. The world would be better without you.

Poor Payton.

Just coming to pay my respects and mourn the loss of the one thing I believed in.

I thought she claimed the surgeons weren't able to create her a third nipple? So she had one tattooed on…

Say what you want about Uggs, but I love mine. I hate wearing socks and it allows me to go out in freezing weather and keep my feet toasty. Fashionable? No. Useful? Yes.

As a woman, I plan to have a panini for lunch.

As a woman "you need some type of release," says Jones, who has a 5-year-old daughter.

Off the hook? Is she saying off the hook? Isn't that super dated?

I think I'm less upset by what the fuck.

What's your greatest weakness?

These are clearly the important questions.

I love the look of the tub, but would it really be comfortable for long periods of time? Where is the place to put the bath pillow? Is there enough space on the rim for a large wine glass?

Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in

In my very personal opinion (based on experience, as a child, but an opinion nonetheless), one of the biggest reasons domestic violence is rarely appropriately punished, and one of the biggest reasons women struggle to leave, is that domestic violence is seen as one of those things that is personal and between the…

I didn't know about Ariana Grande before seeing her sing at the Fight Cancer telethon thing last weekend. Mimimister thought it was a talent show and that she wasn't doing too well. Out of the mouths of slightly befuddled 32-year-old men who don't give a shit about celebrities/show business!

Sophia has taken it to the next level in the Litchfield salon!

what the hell is on Miley's chest? And I don't mean the pasties.

What is this? Miley, I think you're doing glitter wrong, it looks like a rash. Here, honey, here's some hydrocortisone.

Oh, poor Kate with the hyperemesis again. That sounds like the most awful thing in the world.

Sorry, but I'm kind of hoping she goes ahead and files charges against him anyway. It's not like making him do this precludes that , right???