Actually I think Sandy is an adult.

The problem is they fail to capture the personality of the characters and seem souless and sterile.

Especially season 7-8. Those were just awful.

Agreed. These are all just so generic and bland.

Presenting Spongebob Squarepants: Justin Beiber edition.

Saying GTA and Elder Scrolls fail miserably in light of the fact those games are extremely popular is just laughable.

You're gonna need this. (Hands Kireek a shield.)

Except for number 4 he basically described Splatoon.

Well since they sell guns at least he'll have a way to defend himself.

Wow those two clients you dealt with were fucking morons.

This looks way better.

We don't care because he never raped any children.

Same here. I was not expecting this from EA.

"People who don't have the same opinions as me don't matter because I think I'm superior to them."

You're gonna need this. (Hands a flame shield to Katara)

Take me with you!

How much are the tickets?

Steps if you find a swarm of those in your house:

Note to self: Never go to Australia. Ever.