In most programs, it will show up if you hit the hyphen key twice where you want the em dash.

I love Student Bodies.

If you have a Roku, I suggest instead of paying for Shudder that you get free streaming channels like Bizarre TV, B-Movie TV, and Ultra Toxic TV. They are live-streamed rather than on-demand, but that actually makes it fun. Bizarre starts movies at 15 minutes after each odd hour and B-Movie starts movies at even…

If you've ever seen the goofy 70s TV movie Bad Ronald, you wouldn't have questioned Donald living in the wall. It was definitely based on that, with the Willard/Ben bit working as a reference to a similar goofy 70s horror. This shit was right in my wheelhouse. I give it my highest grade: C+

I was also hoping for Frank Decaro. And Joe Bob Briggs… er… John Bloom. And Bryan Unger would have been fun, too. So many great contributors over the years.

These tweet/monologue style jokes are so obvious and follow such a simple formula, you'd think the folks at Conan could defend the jokes as simultaneous invention. Spy Magazine used to collect jokes from Letterman and Leno monologues that aired the same night that were nearly word for word. This shit is gonna happen…

And I'm sorry you're voiced by Garry Marshall.

Nope, if anything, they say each other's names even more. And it's hilarious. Sorry you don't like it.

I didn't even like Grandma's Boy, but that doesn't sound bad.

Cecil Fielder in a bikini?

Hot Fuzz? Blues Brothers? There's Something About Mary? Midnight Run? The Apartment?

Please hurry.

Well, this movie's lost my money then. Glad I made my way down to the comments.

Robbersons. Robertsons would have been too subtle for a Chevy Chase/Jack Palance/Miko, the kid from Pet Sematary comedy.

He does use swear words sometimes. He never did a bit about sucking a dick like Pryor did, but he still will drop the occasional "shit" or "bullshit." I guess those are allowed on most basic cable channels now, though, so maybe that counts as clean. However, that Brian Regan is a clean motherfucker.

Not true. I used to buy condoms there all the time before I got vasectomied.

This is my favorite version. Sort of surprised it got nothing more than a mention in the article. The Music Machine was a great band.

Don't you know any cursive?

Q*Bert. The only character with a little asshole right in his name.

Jason Alexander as Uncle Ben gets killed. Jerry Seinfeld walks into frame and says to the face-down corpse, "And you wanna be my latex salesman?"