Walter Reed? But the election is only a couple of months away. They don’t have that kind of time.

Proposition: Reese’s daughter is prettier than her mother was at the same age.

I want Rita Wilson to understand that it’s Tom and me, not Tom and I.

If they have rodents, that’s one thing but bedbugs literally do not care if you are clean as a whistle or dirty as can be. They are much harder to get rid of with clutter but bedbugs will take up residence ANYWHERE and they SUCK SO MUCH. Our neighbors (in a duplex) had them. We never got them that I know of - no…

People who live in Glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

A roach. A leak. A lawsuit. And a banana peel. All this. And more. On the next. This. American Life.

The prosecutor sounded, to put it nicely, like a gorram lunatic. The guy comes across as some devil-cult obsessed nutjob.

There was an actual real witness that could be verified and was used in the Rudy Guede trial who saw a black man fleeing the scene at the time. Knox was told this during a really long interrogation and after a while named literally the only black man that she knew in Italy who also knew Kercher. It’s not like she…

the three other guys.

She sounds as though she is off-key. Just a bit, but enough to make the song jarring to listen to.

Ugh. Tame Impala, I expected better :/

I’m trying to picture my own personal, non-lipoed, non-spray-tanned, non-celebrity body in this monstrosity and I feel physically ill. Possibly the least flattering cut in existence.

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

I also learned aglet from Phineas and Ferb! I try to weave it into everyday conversation as much as possible. Which isn’t easy.

Thanks to Phineas and Ferb, I know that! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Evcsj1…

Meanwhile, Lester Holt’s son anchors the local NBC evening newscast in Chicago. His name?

Ramona is one of those rare people that cannot get high without ruining it for everyone. You’d think she’d be cool but nah, she’s hiding in the bathroom texting you asking if anyone is talking about her. Meanwhile, all your friends are like what’s wrong with your friend? Why won’t she come out of the bathroom? And you…

My thighs are sweaty just looking at her.

Rocco can finally live a modern life.