His clothes look like the shapewear section at Target became self aware and placed itself on a swath of models. Also, those poor models for having to withstand that heat.

I’m not the one upset, man. I just fail to see why you think restaurants would do this, besides McDonald’s and their Playlands. I also don’t understand why a babysitter wouldn’t be sufficient. Or how, if a restaurant did have daycare, it would be substantially different than your gym’s, for example.

Admittedly, my Spanish is a little rusty but I don’t think that’s actually an accurate translation. I think it means more “The only thing that’s important is who you are on the inside”, meaning if you’re a good person and have a good heart, then nothing else matters.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE BOMBA ESTEREO AND THIS IS MY JAM AND THIS GIRL IS MY INNER CHILD’S SOUL

This looks awful. Those boots make her legs look like robot tree trunks. Not cute.

A shorter skirt length to show off the boots is needed.

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.

That’s the face of a man forced to share an umbrella with a woman he does not personally find fuckable.

John Gourley from Portugal. The Man is my imaginary musician boyfriend.

This isn’t anything like a “Heathers” reboot. You can’t make the main characters lesbian or trans or “having a body like Martha Dumptruck”! The principal characters are supposed to be those that right-thinking people who have been through an actual high school can root against, not cheer for. That was the ENTIRE point…

“I love my dead gay son!”

Also, Christian Slater’s career died for 20 years.

Taylor Lautner is gay though, right?

Sounds like Headland is still not familiar with the source material.

Having co-ordinated large (although better organized events,) I actually can totally see this happening. One guy tells them to leave their stuff outside, and that he’ll take care of it. He tells another guy to wait by the boxes of stuff while he goes inside to find out what’s supposed to happen with the group and…

I dunno, can we really use the word “choice” when children under the age of 15 are part of it?

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

Yeah, I liked this commercial a lot. I get that it was gently poking fun at “Diversity” (capital D) but they did so in a clever way that didn’t seem insulting. Hell, the last line/payoff was a great dig and reminder of the origins of Australian culture. And the “And this guy... Stan” was great. It’s much more well…

“I love Cosmo, but I gave it everything I had,” she said. “I just didn’t have another sex position in me.”

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