crazyexsquirrelfran
Crazy Ex Squirrelfran
crazyexsquirrelfran

Doesn’t Minka seem a little too .... adult and together.... for Wilmer to be dating her?

In a serious case of the wit of the staircase the proper Deadspin response probably would have been “You should probably transition into being a For-all Civil Rights activist”.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

I’m sure you’re a great teacher, but... like... the play is actually about how dumb they are. That’s literally the message of the play.

Oh, what a day to be a hive.

Long hair? What? Why?

It would make me really happy if, alongside these many high-minded adaptations, they also screen 10 Things I Hate About You and She’s The Man.

I think it’s wonderfully optimistic that you think he’ll feel shame over this.

“Taco Trucks on every corner” - Matthew 3:11

It’s looking away out of embarrassment.

You’re on a post about a little boy who was raped and murdered and you’re most worried about internet commenters saying mean things about convicted sex offenders?

“While the muslim man can do pretty much what he wants the woman is limited to what she can show and wear.” this is a common misunderstanding.

Zero percent surprised at any of this. These are to women who:

The Mahabharata, but with an all-white cast and set in Indiana

#bothcheeksmatter

I would have gone with “misogynobject.”

Which is why I don’t do this for a living.

I like how Trump knows all about European attitudes towards soft core pornography, but was totally ignorant on the ramifications of Brexit.

As a follower of christ, I had to take quick decisive action and cut off an old lady to get the spot closest to the front of the grocery store. It’s what the lord wanted for my kids.

This poem is always worth posting; “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!